its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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