No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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