Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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