walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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