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I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside

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(530): View more from California

Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.

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(954): View more from Florida

I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.

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(302): View more from Delaware

What are you feeling right now?

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼‍♀️

(302): View more from Delaware

So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory

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