I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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