We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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