I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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