I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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