can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I'm like, not good at living.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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