Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
We named our party play list daddy issues
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
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