Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize