I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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