dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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