i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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