Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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