Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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