I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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