# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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