Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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