Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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