So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Randomize
