speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
This toilet bowl is my home.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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