She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
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