whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
