Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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