Where are you?
In a non slutty way
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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