love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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