After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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