Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
It's never too late to be topless.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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