Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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