I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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