Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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