i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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