i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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