Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Randomize
