We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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