I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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