I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
