On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Randomize
