Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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