"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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