My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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