Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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