i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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