if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
