Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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