I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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