Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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