We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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