why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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