i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
we're making bets on your personal life
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
