I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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