I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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