All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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