Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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