...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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